Video games will always be there for you after a girl breaks your heart. Whether, they get some dust after prolong periods of depreciation and absence of play, they will always be there, unless you return them back to the store where you got them.
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When your girlfriend is nagging you to do the dishes, wash your clothes, or stop “relaxing” in front of the television, (because she wants you to take her shopping), and you simply aren't in the mood you can't turn them off. With video games, you can simply flick a switch on the console and turn them off when they start to frustrate you, annoy you, and piss you off to the point where you start throwing your precious controller at the wall.
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Video games never get old, because there is always a new one coming out. Your girlfriend can only be new for so long; so what do you do when she gets old or when she gets over you because you’re not "fresh" anymore?
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There are levels to video games. There are issues with your girlfriend.
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You can read up and test out video games before you buy them. Girlfriends make you earn it, before you get it.
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If a video game is dirty take it out and clean the disk, if your girlfriend smells like fish, suck it up and eat the dish.
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Video games cost $60 or less, depending if you want a used game or a new game. With girlfriends, they can cost you your life, and your savings account.
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You can play video games whenever you feel like it. Sometimes your girlfriend is having that time of the month and she wants you to play with her with dire consequences and some bloodstains after your argument on whether to go out for dinner, or to stay home and cook something.
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A video game wont judge you, it will love you for who you are , your girlfriend has standards that you have to meet.
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Video games have cheat codes and it makes the game even better. If you cheat on your girlfriend, she might slap, kick, punch and bite; or worse move out and take half of your shit, including the video games.
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